Please pass the nuke and cheese
Oops, sorry, that term is banned
At home, since I'm trying to appease
The children's rough demand

Please don't go axing for the grits
Or redoubling your efforts
BTW, as of yet is also off limits
And other phrases of those sorts

I'm annoyed with folks saying alumium
And others who insist on nucular
Maybe we need milk of magnesium?
I'm no grammar snob, let's keep funner