My numbers are in columns and rows
To see what the meaning of life is
Like licking your finger when the wind blows
I learn the direction and feel like a whiz

In cells I can also enter titles and dates
To make more sense of the numbers
And formulas too, to see what equates
'Cause my brain, all this encumbers

So the columns and rows that I have
Mean something to me that's unique
If I change an iota, I will miss my quota
So I accurately mind my technique