In every room there is a phone
This is to be expected
Call someone when you're alone
And right-off you're connected

The front desk takes messages for you
You can call from room to room
Cell phones don't work in every lieu
But wired phones you can assume

Now wi-fi is much faster than
The old dial up connections
In most hotels these days you can
Surf to your heart's affection

Surveillance is that beady eye
That helps keep us protected
Encourages folks to honesty
So, this should not be neglected

The most frivolous device of all
That we have come to expect
Is the HD TV on the wall
Little else will we accept

So as you look about your place
And see what things are lacking
Consider an upgrade, at steady pace
More visitors you'll have unpacking