Video Professor, the guy seen on TV
He'll smarten you up, without a degree
From Windows to Ebay to Word to Excel
You'll learn from a master, he'll teach you well

If Photoshop smarts is what you need
Just use his method and pay him heed
You'll be doing fun stuff with images quickly
You'll get goose bumps; and be all tickly

If instead, auctioning is your cup of tea
The Prof will help your Ebay savvy
On the other hand, if you’re a finance type
Watch and learn Quickbooks without the hype

So whether you need to pick up HTML
Or learn about the latest devices digital
Or impress, with Powerpoint, your boss
Video Prof is the best, and worth the cost