The wedding is next week, mom
Do we have the food and cake set
The wedding is next week, mom
I'm gonna be a nervous wreck

The wedding is tomorrow, mom
Give me a pill to sleep
The wedding is tomorrow, mom
I guess I'm in too deep

The wedding is today, mom
I'm afraid my dress won't fit
The wedding is today, mom
Please tell me I'm not a flit

The wedding's in an hour, mom
My hair's coming undone
The wedding's in an hour, mom
I'm afraid I have to run

The wedding was beautiful, mom
I'm now married, don't you see
The wedding was beautiful, mom
Thanks for putting up with me